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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

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I model irregular clothing.

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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

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I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

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I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

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Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

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