I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass.… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we fail to realize our full potential as human beings, we live more on an animalistic level. This is fine for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are hundreds of fine journalists who regularly inform us of what is happening in the world around us; and innumerable commentators… — Bob Barr Copy Share Image
I don't mind the government accruing debts as long as every dollar is spent effectively with a high return. That works out… — Jeremy Grantham Copy Share Image
A North Korean soldier would later recall a buddy who had been given an American-made nail clipper and was showing it off… — Barbara Demick Copy Share Image
Giving yourself over to the fine line of a human-like droid means that sometimes you make choices that don't make you feel… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
The women who take husbands not out of love but out of greed, to get their bills paid, to get a fine… — Polly Adler Copy Share Image
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
All my life one of my greatest desires has been to travel-to see and touch unknown countries, to swim in unknown seas,… — Nikos Kazantzakis Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's not catastrophic. Sometimes you only come to the bottom of your coffee cup. Sometimes you have a good day. No… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
We need to make sure that every child in America goes to a school every day that is safe, will teach them… — J. C. Watts Copy Share Image
Most people want to become movie stars and I just want to be in the business. I already was a star. If… — Carl Lewis Copy Share Image
There's something about that relationship between actor and audience. Whether you get it on Broadway or in a fine local playhouse, there's… — Roger Bart Copy Share Image
If you have certain problems with your brain but are raised in a good home, you might turn out okay. If your… — David Eagleman Copy Share Image
I wonder if I shall ever see her again, and I realize that I scarcely care. I can feel the sheets beneath… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Everything I see about me is sowing the seeds of a revolution that is inevitable, though I shall not have the pleasure… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Let me say no more. Words do no justice to the hidden meaning. Everything immediately becomes slightly different when it is expressed… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I deliberately and consciously give preference to a dramatic, mythological way of thinking and speaking, because this is not only more expressive… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Men are so inclined to content themselves with what is commonest; the spirit and the senses so easily grow dead to the… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
It's still possible to savor the remarkable foods that millennia of human ingenuity have teased from milk. A sip of milk itself… — Harold McGee Copy Share Image
It is wonderful how soon a piano gets into a log-hut on the frontier. You would think they found it under a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
All these fine Christian-type people that seem to think they know what God wants for all of us, that's certainly more of… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
In fine weather the old gentelman is almost constantly in the garden; and when it is too wet to go into it,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My main goal in life is to just be happy. I don't compromise my happiness for anything. If I find what makes… — Jhene Aiko Copy Share Image
But my relief that David Auburn's Proof is less about its ballyhooed higher mathematics than the fragility of life and love was… — John Heilpern Copy Share Image
Isn't it curious how one has only to open a book of verse to realise immediately that it was written by a… — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
I now began for the first time to envy those young cubs at the university who had fine scholars to tell them… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I do have health insurance (don't fine me, [Barack] Obama!). And while we agree that career is important, my mother has an… — Kate Siegel Copy Share Image
Ahem. Dear Jesus," Taylor intoned more fervently. "We just want to thank you for gettin' us here safe ---" There was a… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get… — Jerry Pate Copy Share Image
Families rely on financial services more than ever, but those who need them most - who struggle to make ends meet -… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
THE WORLD OF YESTERDAY is ostensibly an autobiography but in truth it is much more than that. In this remarkably fine new… — Ronald Harwood Copy Share Image
To have your heart in pieces while every other aspect of your life couldn’t go better is a traumatic experience. In appearance,… — Matthew Bellamy Copy Share Image
I am a happy person and I choose to be a positive person. I think some people think my life has been… — Patsy Kensit Copy Share Image
Actually there were many officers' clubs that Yossarian had not helped build, but he was proudest of the one on Pianosa. It… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Destroy everything. That's all well and fine, but you got to offer something in it's place. Since I always have a point… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
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