I once bought some enormous fireworks that were literally the size of sticks of dynamite. We would go into the field behind our house, slide them into the biggest cow pats we could find, and blow them sky high. It… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age. My dad… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm happy to… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I was a drama teacher, so I had the opportunity to show off in front of a captive audience. I essentially did 13 years… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me. We're really… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I? I suppose… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in whatever situation… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I am not a father, and the only children that I get close to are my nieces. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as a person,… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
