Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I love getting fan mail. Often, as a writer, you never know what your readers think of a book... you get critical… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I think Dona;d Trump is sincere in wanting to be a successful president and moving this country forward and I don't think… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
My ability has always been to walk out on the stage and see the audience and figure out what they wanna hear. — George Clinton Copy Share Image
It is not a question so much of a 'tree like a figure' or a 'root like a figure' - it is… — Graham Sutherland Copy Share Image
Regardless of what anyone may personally think or believe about him, Jesus of Nazareth has been the dominant figure in the history… — Jaroslav Pelikan Copy Share Image
From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I agonize over things like this - the order of things, section titles, all this architectural sort of stuff. Takes me years… — Peter Orner Copy Share Image
My teacher says that everything that you want in the world is one step away, you just have to figure out which… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
If I'd waited to know who I was or what I was about before I started "being creative," well, I'd still be… — Austin Kleon Copy Share Image
If you have a headache every Monday morning when it is time for you to go to work, perhaps you're driving the… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
In those days I was a slip of a thing with a divine figure and a face I was certain drove men… — Dagmar Godowsky Copy Share Image
[Sean] Spicer`s message echoed what President Trump tweeted.The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases,… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
The goal of a startup is to figure out the right thing to build-the thing customers want and will pay for-as quickly… — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
I didn't show up here to give your life purpose now that your life's over. That's up to you to figure out. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Carryin' a gun is a chancy thing. Sooner or later a man is put in a position to use it. And a… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
You don't have to know people personally for them to be role models. Some of my most important role models were historical… — John Wilson Copy Share Image
Students work in schools making life studies for years, win prizes for life studies and find in the end that they know… — Robert Henri Copy Share Image
I've tried the female thing. I was in a movie called Dinner for Schmucks a couple of years ago with Steve Carell… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Among the rain and lights I saw the figure 5 in gold on a red firetruck moving tense unheeded to gong clangs… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
I really wasn't even sure if I should continue acting. I would like try and figure out if I could be good… — Forest Whitaker Copy Share Image
That moment was very important because it was political. That's what has to be done, so they struck a deal. She figures… — Mary McDonnell Copy Share Image
In twentieth-century Old Earth, a fast food chain took dead cow meat, fried it in grease, added carcinogens, wrapped it in petroleum-based… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why.… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
I shall go on shining as a brilliantly meaningless figure in a meaningless world. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
She's like a queen, magnificently tall, with a lovely figure, a stately neck, and a face of the most delicate and finished… — Walter Deverell Copy Share Image
Do good work. Don't worry about expressing yourself. Figure out what you do well and make it better. — Thomas S. Buechner Copy Share Image
I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you listen to the real in you, that part that's pulsing and has questions and is trying to figure something out,… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
Having spent a substantial part of my career parodying religious figures from my own Christian background, I am aghast at the notion… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
I've always loved the beauty world. Ever since I was a child, I looked at magazines and wore fragrances and tried out… — Aerin Lauder Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people who figures that it will eventually sort itself out. — Daryl Hannah Copy Share Image
My wife, who does not like journalizing, said it was leaving myself embowelled to posterity--a good strong figure. But I think itis… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
I've been interested in Eastern religions since I went to college because I was trying to figure out where I stood with… — Jeff Ament Copy Share Image
It's not my job to critique the writing. I'm there to serve it. I had to figure out a way to make… — Julia Stiles Copy Share Image
When you study our greatest artists, you will find that they give us a key to understand how to deal with each… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
In the account book of the Great War the page recording the Russian losses has been ripped out. The figures are unknown.… — Paul von Hindenburg Copy Share Image
I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
All I really know in nonfiction is that when I come home, I've got all these notes and I'm trying to figure… — George Saunders Copy Share Image