I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
[Donald] Trump was gonna investigate the whole kebang up there and figure out what had gone wrong and get rid of all… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If anybody ever tries to do an investigative report on a journalist, much like the kind and the way a journalist would… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't have a road map and I'm not a goal oriented person in the sense that, you know, I have nothing… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Barack Obama wants to be the power figure, he wants to be the face of the Democrat Party going forward. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
It is Barack Obama who is at war with this country. Recent events prove it. This is not a cliche. It's not… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
That's another thing the #NeverTrump-ers can't figure out and despise. But the media did, too. The media was fascinated. [Donald] Trump was… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
This not a criticism of [Mitt] Romney; please don't anybody call him up and say I'm ripping him. I'm not. I'm simply… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Common sense, to me, is simple. And I've never understood why there aren't a lot of people trying to figure out how… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I still am of the opinion that the establishment types and the left, they still don't know what they're dealing with here.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
This woman [Hillary Clinton] has been in public, has been a nationally known figure for over 30 years. Why does anybody have… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The more people figure this [liberalism a special kind of stupid] out, the more people that see it and are turned off… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The question is gonna be, what is the pope doing? For whom is the pope doing it, if the pope is doing… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia (former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on drugs. And yet hes being honored,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Journalists should have been the first to tell people what Obamacare would mean to them. They are now the last to figure… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People from all over the world came to America and assimilated into a single culture rooted in the founding, which is rooted in individual… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything they, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image