There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear people discussing birth control, I always remember that I was fifth. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
If the notion on this is we're going to elect somebody to the United States Senate so they can be the 100th… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I make it a rule never to weigh or measure a fish I've caught, but simply to estimate its dimensions as accurately… — Ed Zern Copy Share Image
The latest incarnation of Oedipus, the continued romance of Beauty and the Beast, stand this afternoon on the corner of 42nd Street… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
You either commit yourself as a professional racing driver that's designed to win races or you come second or you come third… — Ayrton Senna Copy Share Image
Amid all the negativity at Newcastle, we achieved some great things. Finishing fifth in the Premier League with a great team was… — Alan Pardew Copy Share Image
The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much with his… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Is that the longest fifth set ever? It was? So, no, I've never played one longer than that! — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
The fifth freedom, the Freedom of Individual Enterprise, is the keystone of the arch on which the other Four Freedoms rest. This… — Nicholas Murray Butler Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was like what… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
Go to Lord & Taylor on Fifth Avenue, I think it's the eighth floor, and it's just a department called 'Woman.' It's… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
With that, the poignant charm vanished. Inside the fifth machine, all was rampant malignity. Deformed flowers thrust monstrous horned tusks and trumpets… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
I've known Woody Weatherman since fifth grade and I'm 46 so that's a long time man. — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image
I can’t stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab. — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
I would want to work with guys that maybe aren't starters, guys that are the fourth or fifth option. — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
When I first got into the first-year study after the Cultural Revolution, got into the same school with this group, I wasn't… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
Today you can buy the Dialogues of Plato for less than you would spend on a fifth of whiskey, or Gibbon's Decline… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
I began writing fictional stories and little screenplays when I was in fifth grade. — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
A lot of Congressmen yesterday were upset when Kenneth Lay took the Fifth. Lay said it wasn't his fault. He had planned… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
So many people in this country have a dual loyalty. They have loyalty to America, but they also are determined to have… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
If envy were the cause of terrorism, Beverly Hills [and] Fifth Avenue ... would have become targets long ago. — Fareed Zakaria Copy Share Image
Our bill of rights has been shredded. The fourth amendment specifically prohibits the kind of activities the NSA is involved in domestically.… — Ray McGovern Copy Share Image