“You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can't.” — Dimitra Ekmektsis Copy Share Image
“What I want is a beautiful and sophisticated piece of ass that happens to be 'bi.” — Scott Jonathan Nixon Copy Share Image
“...your kinks aren't arbitrary things your brain comes up with. They're not coincidences from childhood that you fetishize. Or: they could be.… — Imogen Binnie Copy Share Image
“This one guy Roland was so weird that during sex his voice altered—as if he were a fucking alien—and he started talking… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
