“I ran straight into the wooden fence at the foot of the field. I was lucky that it had been a rail fence, rather than a barbed wire, or I would have shredded myself into vampire linguine.” — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“I ran straight into the wooden fence at the foot of the field. I was lucky that it had been a rail fence, rather… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“He threw back his shoulders, a hunter preparing to stalk his prey across the night...and pulled an iPhone out of his pocket. "You are… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“And then he did move, because my hardcover copy of Breaking Dawn whacked him full in the face, with all my vampiric strength propelling… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“I was a vampire, and... someone was trying to call me? When my parents had said that not even death could pry me from… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“According to the date on Van’s driver’s license, he was seventeen. Somehow he’d looked a lot older when he’d been trying to cut my… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“I yelled, wishing that the ground would open up and swallow me – or better yet, my parents.” — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“I broke off from my hummed rendition of "U Can't Touch This.""I'm a seraph," I reminded her happily."I'm supposed to sing constant praises." "Not… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“„You don't really want to do this. I'm a good vampire – I mean, like, a vampire with a soul, not that I'm really… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“Dad got me a ... guinea pig?" "For breakfast," Zack said. "That's why I named her Toast. You aren't going to eat her, are… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“You can’t hurt him. He’s an endangered species!” “Vampires are not endangered.” Van’s tone made it clear that it was his life’s work to… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“We both looked down at the stake through my heart. Funny. I would have thought that should hurt more. From the look on the… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“I stared hard at the sheep, trying to see if I could view the movement of its blood through its skin, or sense the… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“The next evening found me having breakfast with a ridiculously hot guy. It was typical of my life that this would only happen when… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“Dad pulled me into a brief hug. "You're still my girl. Are you hungry? We got, um--" "Yes, I already met Toast." I sighed.… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
