Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
For most of the guys, killings got to be accepted. Murder was the only way that everybody stayed in line. You got… — Nicholas Pileggi Copy Share Image
Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football.… — Eamon Dunphy Copy Share Image
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got in a fight over a Cajun queen. And a crushing blow from… — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I want the young people to pay attention because, see, back when I first met Barack, we started dating, he had everything… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
It had no affect on me whatsoever. Um¦ I consider Jay a very good friend of mine. I also consider Dame and… — Bun B Copy Share Image
I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. — Henry Hill Copy Share Image
The rain falls upon the just And also on the unjust fellas But mostly it falls upon the just Cause the unjust… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
I happened upon a memoir by a midlevel White House staffer, and he had been in the room that [Nixon's last] night… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
One fella went on the internet and got lots of photos of me in Love Actually, topless and naked and stuff, printed… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas,… — John Dillinger Copy Share Image
I approach football like a street-ball game, like I'm playing with the fellas in the yard. — Simeon Rice Copy Share Image
My brother's researched our early family history. He found a letter from a fella who said he used to be in love… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Two of the great leaders of the past - Booker T. Washington and Frederick Douglass - had White fathers - who deserted… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
There is a young fella who works for me, named Brian Unkeless, who's very smart. We're a very small company that has… — Nina Jacobson Copy Share Image
The bands I like, they don't sell too many records and the girls I like, they don't kiss too many boys. Books… — Frank Turner Copy Share Image
I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Well, the fella I got on there is hitting pretty good and I know he can make that throw, and if he… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
