Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you… — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
As a young girl, I never felt attractive. I was fat and unhappy at times, and that kind of thinking stays with… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest… — Jean Smart Copy Share Image
I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I have fallen in love with American names, The sharp names that never get fat, The snakeskin-titles of mining-claims, The plumed war-bonnet… — Stephen Vincent Benet Copy Share Image
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
But what is the way forward? I know what it isn't. It's not, as we once believed, plenty to eat and a… — Laurence Gonzales Copy Share Image
It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire mesh moved from… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. — Dom DeLuise Copy Share Image
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The Fat Girl Code of Conduct: 1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection. 2. Don’t discuss your… — Carolyn Mackler Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world is so soft and pleasing to the touch, as the skin of a woman's thigh. No flower, feather… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
When I was a teenager, I was fat. I was shy. I wore glasses. I had a big eyebrow and hair all… — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
I don't own a scale, and Tao banned the word 'fat' from our house. If we eat too much, we say, 'I… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other. Throw it… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man. — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If youre in court being charged with a felony, youre probably going to be… — Monica Raymund Copy Share Image
I took the right leg of that woman's body, from the knee to the hip took the fat off and ate it… — Arthur Shawcross Copy Share Image
I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
