Fat jokes Quotes · Page 2

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she got a job at Sea World as Shamu's lover

— Anonymous

Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

— Anonymous

When the world gets you down, eat it

— Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

— Anonymous

You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'

— Anonymous

If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P

— Aamir Sheikh

I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America.

— John Pinette

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, when everybody mentioned their favorite Eminem song,she wanted skittles

— Anonymous

To all those i've hurt in the past I'd just like to say…ah well you probably deserved it

— Avi Chauhan

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

— Anonymous

You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she puts ketchup on tylenol

— Anonymous

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.

— Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

— Anonymous

You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.

— Anonymous

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

— John Candy

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

— Josh Peck

Yo mama is so fat, it took the whole week to drive ahead of her

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

— Anonymous

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

— Sarah Silverman

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

— Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, it took two tablets,two iphones and one iPad to get her full picture

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death

— Anonymous

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

— Anonymous

Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat…

— David Cross

Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

— Anonymous