Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when you leave a plate of your chicken bones on the floor, she scares off your dog — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him. — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am size SIXTEEN in real but if you ask my heart I am size ZERO from inside — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
