You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when everybody mentioned their favorite Eminem song,she wanted skittles — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P — Aamir Sheikh Copy Share Image
You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
