My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
These days, I feel like a chunky spy in a thinner world. Strangers tell fat jokes in front of me. Jokes not… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
“You might want to think about cutting back on the burgers,” Drew teased. “Watch it. Any fat jokes and I’ll be cutting… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke completely at… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
