Fashion Quotes by Simon Doonan

All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks…

— Simon Doonan

Knowing who you really are and dressing the part -- with an air of amused recklessness -- is life affirming for you and life…

— Simon Doonan

“An exaggerated sense of occasion, or any sense of occasion, for that matter, will automatically impede your ability to have fun. Conversely, a well-cultivated…

— Simon Doonan

Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who…

— Simon Doonan

Conformity is the only real fashion crime

— Simon Doonan

“Gay men are French women...with penises.”

— Simon Doonan

The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'

— Simon Doonan

I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person…

— Simon Doonan

“She had always enjoyed the carte blanche accorded to mobsters, aristocrats, circus clowns, and lunatics”

— Simon Doonan

The charming shall inherit the Earth.

— Simon Doonan

“Red is wild. She is unsettling. She intrigues. Wear red and other women will assume that you are a predatory vixen who is out…

— Simon Doonan

“If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she—this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”—deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate”…

— Simon Doonan

“When you don the pelt of a particular animal--snake, beaver, marmoset--the effect on the viewer is dramatic [...]. You will instantly and shockingly be…

— Simon Doonan

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

— Simon Doonan

“Apply extreme caution when wearing red in the workplace. Even a simple demure red outfit -- a cashmere twinset -- can turn you into…

— Simon Doonan