““An exaggerated sense of occasion, or any sense of occasion, for that matter, will automatically impede your ability to have fun. Conversely, a well-cultivated obliviousness to the conventions of any occasion is guaranteed to up the fun quotient. When people ask me, “What are you wearing to [such and such event]? I’m not sure what to wear...,” I experience a strong desire to kill them. These whiny people, with their obsolete sense of appropriateness, are the Antichrist.””
![“[L]ike most people, I like to think of myself as being spontaneous, ready for anything, fun. This is the evening’s second hard-won insight: I am neither spontaneous nor ready for anything. I suspect that others would probably regard this news as about as momentous and surprising as when I decided…” quote by David Rakoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f98/david-rakoff-3308_dark-hair_l-ike-most-people-i-like-to-think-of-mys_838201.jpg)
![“When you don the pelt of a particular animal--snake, beaver, marmoset--the effect on the viewer is dramatic [...]. You will instantly and shockingly be perceived as having the same traits as your chosen varmint. [...] The wearing of moleskin says, "I am soft and velvety and mysterious and like to…” quote by Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8dd/simon-doonan-27332_animals_when-you-don-the-pelt-of-a-particular-an_2339694.jpg)
