My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot? — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“ Alexander Hamilton Junior High School -- SEMESTER REPORT -- STUDENT: Joseph Margolis TEACHER: Janet Hicks ENGLISH: A, ARITHMETIC: A, SOCIAL STUDIES: A, SCIENCE:… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can't. It's okay to… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“What do you mean Taurus? he frowns. I'm not a Taurus. You were born on the cusp, I remind him. Jason merely shrugs. Shows… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Now, the scene you just saw," I began, pointing to the stage. "Was about you and T.C.," he concluded, nodding like he already knew.… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES Breaking Up in the Movies: Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it? Boy #2: Sort of not, huh?… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Everyone has something worth it inside of them even if it doesn’t show. Sometimes you have to look a little harder than other times… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.” — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
