“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I farted.… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet,… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“He didn't mean I couldn't leave, he meant I couldn't leave leave. If he meant I couldn't even take out the trash and had… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.” — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: When you get really scared and too many scary things happen at once, you can leave your body. I don’t know… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“You know how they say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes? It doesn’t. That is just a notion they… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I mean, were you born a freak?” I asked. I flinched at my own words. I didn’t mean to be rude it just came… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told me to… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“And that’s basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I’m not saying I can explain all the… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
