If you like looking at 'Starry Night' or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it's an original? If the artist is still alive, and you want to support them, I get it. But if you want… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I felt like I couldn't meet a single rich person. Regardless of where I live, they don't want to talk to me. I threw… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I was living in upstate New York, in Kingston - small town, no comedy scene except for my friends and I doing these DIY… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I don't know a single person that's like, ''Avatar' is my favorite movie.' It never even comes up. I don't know anyone that will… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care. — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
The flat-out worst movie I've ever seen has to be Uwe Boll's 'Rampage.' — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not? — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin. — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
It's weird writing for a documentary because I have all these ideas for what I want to happen, but what actually happens is obviously… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
The holy grail for me is just stand-up - It's always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that's the… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
