You run an ad claiming that [Mitt] Romney is an absolute unfeeling, mean-spirited animal hater because in the example they gave he… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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Mom, I really think I should just stay home. I mean Ive got all this AP English summer reading. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've only read three books by Stephen King. When I was 10 I read 'The Long Walk,' one of his pseudonymous Bachman… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
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Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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