“I’ve found that falling asleep is the best way to politely excuse yourself from an unwanted interaction.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“If you are a girl, and you’ve had a significant relationship with someone, chances are you’ve saved all the pictures/letters/supercute little notes from that… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“We adopted a pug with cancer and changed his name from Lucas to Lulu Guinness. I’m in the process of turning him gay by… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Even though I don’t give a shit about sports, I’ll always give a shit about courtside seats. It’s just who I am.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Ew to you telling me not to ew you, though.” “Ew to you having a stalker in the first place. It’s so nineties.” “Your… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“His intrusion into my life was an assault on everything I hold dear: my body, my mind, and my Birkins.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Well... don't tell anyone, but I've been getting a colonic every Saturday morning for the past two months. And I'm obsessed. It's like having… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning a $200,000… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“That being said, I fucking HATE shopping with other people. I insist on doing it alone because it’s the only activity that truly centers… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“I arrived at Charlie’s apartment building with one objective: smoke a joint, weigh myself, take a bath, eat something small, weigh myself again, and… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“It was like skydiving but way more intense. Like if you took two Ambien and then went skydiving and forced yourself to stay awake… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
