Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
I think the part of the REASON WHY WE HOLD ON to something so tight is because we fear something so great WON'T HAPPEN… — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______- — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Even if you lie to me once, it makes me question everything else you say. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Sister: Me too dad. Dad: So no one here likes guys?!?! Son: I do... — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
A boy will ask for a naked picture. A man will ask for a picture without makeup. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
