Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman goes to a palm reader and hears that her husband will die a violent death. She asks, Will I be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between Twitter and Facebook, early word of mouth for a film can destroy it immediately or take something you've never heard of… — Dana Brunetti Copy Share Image
In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Since when likes on facebook decide if your beautiful or not?!You could be the prettiest human being but what helps you that… — Ewshy Copy Share Image
People invite you on facebook and they just say nothing: and you complain and say: what is the use of being invited… — Dumi Copy Share Image
You look at the tremendous success of Facebook. To my mind there is not a lot of commerce going on in these… — Meg Whitman Copy Share Image
There's almost an element of selfies that is like photo therapy. People look upon themselves in a picture and then they critique… — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
I swear females wear they scrub fit everywhere they go...lol...u can leave a funeral N c a female walking out crying wit… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think there's a time to be private and a time to be public, and I think that companies like Facebook and… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to remain… — Oche Otorkpa Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social does not just equal Facebook. Social is how people interact anywhere. — Carol Bartz Copy Share Image
No. Standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With Facebook and Twitter, we're all our own little publicists in a way. — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I make sure to use both Twitter and Facebook a lot which helps me connect to the fans. — Avicii Copy Share Image
