A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear my friends, I do not have a diary or journal where I can write all my status, but the I realize… — Scientist Copy Share Image
The 3 keys to not giving a fuck: Set no goals, have no expectations, and never put your all into one, single… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When taking a selfie, make sure you washed your face, aren't so white you look like you've been covered in baby powder… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an extraordinarily important part of the Internet ecosystem, and having a robust presence there is a critical part… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
No one ever complained about Facebook for a single day until Donald Trump was president. — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Facebook and pictures on the Internet have created such a different way of dating. It's not necessarily good because an obsessive quality… — Alexander Koch Copy Share Image
I used to write stories on Facebook, and people started reading them, from 10-12 people initially, to thousands of people later. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't do Facebook and I don't do Twitter, and already I notice that, with some of my friends, there's a whole… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
Facebook's data trove is enviable, and its moves into nearly every aspect of our lives - from payment to media, will create… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Facebook is developing, and so are we. Timeline is a big step in the evolution of how we manage our identity online… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, 'The Social Network' isn't about Facebook. It certainly isn't about how people use it. It's about a flawed character and… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
By playing on people's desire to belong to groups, Facebook creates a new, inclusive society. After all, Facebook is not like Harvard… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
Just cus your GRLfriend/ BOYfriend has you in a relationship and writes stats about you...and all that Lovey Dovey shit on their… — C Williams Copy Share Image
I don't care if Facebook's valuation goes to one gillion. It can go so high we have to make up numbers. It… — Sarah Lacy Copy Share Image
My priority doesn't lie with the whole website and Facebook and such; I'm still walking down the road in a pair of… — Steve Forbert Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't know many people on Facebook, you just learn and have fun with many of them. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
