Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got these die-hard fans on Facebook, and you'd swear they haven't heard anything I've done since 1962, 1963. — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
I just want to tell people that they can listen Songs... without posting about it on Facebook — The Prbn Copy Share Image
I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Facebook, they say such nice things that… — Dakota Goyo Copy Share Image
“It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
I think one thing that may have happened with both Facebook and Zynga is that they may have waited too long to… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world… — David C Holley Copy Share Image
“My commitment is to urge us all toward moderation and good will toward fellow citizens. If we can set aside unworthy emotions… — Jeff Rasley Copy Share Image
The largest issue with search is that we learned about it when the web was young, when the universe was 'complete' -… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Now you can get on Facebook and read an article, '10 Ways You Are Ruining Your Child Forever.' I'm sure it's making… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“When you feel like you can't keep going, turn your heart to Allah and say this: "I can't. But You can. I'm… — yasmin mogahed Copy Share Image
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If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address of… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
I think it's very helpful having Twitter and all that. I mainly talk about work on Twitter. I keep my personal life… — Taylor Spreitler Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook has long been part of surveillance programs, long before it acquired WhatsApp. — Pavel Durov Copy Share Image
I always open the medicine cabinet quietly. The sleeping pills don't like to be woken. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image