Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say your to young to fall in love but truth be told your never too young to die... think about that!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Hurricanes couldn’t remove you from my mind. You’re my world and I’m incapable of not loving you.” — Billie-Jo Williams Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have Google, we have Baidu. You have Twitter, we have Weibo. You have Facebook, we have Renren. You have YouTube, we… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
“44 percent of college-educated white women and 54 percent of college-educated white men voted for Trump. Stop pretending you care about people… — Kimberly D. Acquaviva Copy Share Image
I've always liked the fact that anyone with a great idea, access to the Internet, and an unrelenting will can spark a… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I check Facebook to see how everybody from high school's doing. I go on Reddit to see what my weirdos are talking… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
It's all very well to say this or that on Twitter and Facebook, but ultimately, if you are a musician, it is… — Ryuichi Sakamoto Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook, like, you're nobody. There's all of these sort of requirements now, and if you don't have… — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
If you can build a Facebook page and channel the audience to your website, you can generate revenue via PPC advertisement networks… — Fabrizio Moreira Copy Share Image
The Facebook of 2011, the Twitter of 2011 and the Google of 2011 are all understood to be in need of reinvention… — Keith Teare Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient. — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss the time when photos were taken for memories not for social networking sites. — Inderpal Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
