It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm singing a song and somebody corrects me -.- b*tch what if I was freestyling?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now people meet on Skype, get together on Facebook, Cheat on MSN and break-up by text. Soon,we'll get married by bluetooth and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, it's simple. Treat your girl how you would want your dad to treat your mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
