Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ife brings tears, smiles and memories. The tears dry, the smiles fade, but the memories last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person¦Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches cant Spellbook. Hate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is not Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this Fuckbook. Picture looking good, but in person... Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of Facebook asking Whats on your mind?, it should probably ask WTF is YOUR problem? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
