That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is 11/11/11 but I've changed my opinion on luck, because something that will always be stronger than luck is faith. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth to life is: Nobody will love you more than you ever love yourself, so it's important to always treat yourself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny how love is. It can build you - make you feel whole. But it can also rip you apart into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK- A place where people announce their problems to the world but no to the person they have a problem with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real, the one thing everyone says they are but it should never be said only be shown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do people even fucking sleep with night lights? my room needs to be as dark as my soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share