When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not going to change to plz anyone. I am me! Don't like what you see? Delete is here for a reason. Go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, the place people go to post their problems for everyone to see. funny thing is they won't go to that person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How in the world are you ever going to meet the person you love if you dont love going out in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe you should post wants attentions as your status cause I don't think people are getting your drift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook stalking someone and then you accidentally like their status from 2 years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.^_^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you wait for hes replay, the man of your dreams is busy talking to hes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
