Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret angels. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont write or post d things if u dont believe d shit..coz its lyk writing d bible or a holybook..while watching porn — Raveen Copy Share Image
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect… — Kriss Martin Copy Share Image
Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More future the world, more slim the technology; But me no, more future the world, more fat I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
I have no yesterdays, time took them away, tomorrow may not be mine, but I have today. So wish you a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rejection doesnt hurt, expectations does. Lying doesnt kill, denial does & forgetting doesnt heal forgiveness does.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's morning again get up and wear a perfect smile! embrace the day, with sheer delight and thank the Lord, For an… — Kara Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to talk to you Is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wonders why there are so many feelings going on inside her at the same time, that it seems you don't really feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear cheating bastard ,next time right before you say what he/she dont know wont hurt him/her…wait ,pause it right there and think… — Koos Matlala Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Posting half naked pictures but you clam you want a gentle man... AND you wonder why you haven't found one. — AlexGman Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
If you will come to me and say to my face that I am such an annoying person, I will just probably… — Shin Chan Copy Share Image
