I wonder if people who are working at NSA do listen all my phone call conversation.? If they does well surely they… — Simphiwe Dumi Copy Share Image
I might talk to other guys, laugh with other guys and be nice to other guys, but I'll never cheat on you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The eyes of the lord search the whole earth order to strengthen those whole heart are fully committed to him.. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather date a guy who's cute, can make me laugh, and has a nice personality than a guy who's popular,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studies show that sex in the morning is more effective than caffeine. At least that's what I'm going with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when your laying down in the dark by yourself and you start getting flashbacks of a scary movie ! — Krystal Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lend your shoulder when she wants to cry, Hug her when she's crying, and kiss her to stop her cry. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Time may stop, days maybe over, months may go, years may pass, world may end, but ders 1thng dat wil surely remain!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if Men In Black was really real, but we just cant remember because weve all been neutralized? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making changes to make my life better. So, if you don't hear from me then you are probably one of those changes.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Most people want to be the sun to brighten up your day. But I would rather be the moon that shines down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It shocks me when I see old fake ass friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't… — Blondie Copy Share Image
Right after you watch a scary movie and you hear the the slightest sound, you turn around, ready to throw down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
Dont lyk d people who write before deleting frends..that its time 2 delete some people coz if u want delete dnt write… — Raveen Copy Share Image
That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think: Damn, that kids going to be really hot when he gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't lose your dignity and self respect trying to make people love and appreciate you, when they just aren't capable...!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a crazy day when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
