Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi reference in one of his songs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all know that we are not perfect? So why do we act as if this is the case & hold ourselves… — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be… — Aicel Copy Share Image
Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
It's so funny when both of you are close enough on text.. but can't dare to great each other when you see… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with your crush and you have no choice but to say nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your staring at a car thats passing by, and you notice that everyone in the car is staring… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm sexy and I know it, I'm just way too tired… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let anyones ignorance, hate, drama or negativity stop you from being the best person you can be. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong. — Idunno Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Can't find a date look on facebook for the girl who is always posting pics of herself and don't get any likes.… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results... — Adrian Body Copy Share Image
Phone in 80's : Something futuristic Phone in 90's : Only for emergency Phone in 20's : Important life Phone in future : baby toys — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
