I have learn that in relationship you should be faithful ..if you can't be faithful then be careful..!! — Strawberry Copy Share Image
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey Copy Share Image
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook will ask whats on our mind Really, I don't think facebook can handle whats on our minds!?!?! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish Copy Share Image
They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is all about ass, you're either covering it, hauling it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age. However a good woman will always be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for just so you can have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A person who intentionally avoids u, ignores u, & hurts u myt sumtyms be an indication dat he/she is so damn scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money cant buy you happiness? Well it's better to cry in a ferrari as compare to sohrab's cycle! — Danish Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, 'I'm sorry.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont ever leave the one you love for the one you like, Because the one you like may leave you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your available , in my case.. I'm single but unavailable wanna know why?? cause I'm inlove with someone… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Why does great wall of china comes in the seven wonders of the world ?? because it is the FIRST AND ONLY… — Arashi Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When trying to change someone; sit back and think first how hard it is to change yourself.. then re-evaluate what you're doing.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep you'd get if you fell asleep at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will find one reason to cheat. A man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm posting this status cause I'm not studying. You're reading this status cause you're not studying. Now gimme a like since I'm… — PresJ Copy Share Image
One of these days I'm gonna copy somebodys Facebook status word for word and see if they notice x) — Author Name Copy Share Image
Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: Why's my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind? and honestly its… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
