All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc Donald's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I agree with the dictionary..Girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Words Fail.. Action Speaks.. When Action Fails.. Eyes Speak.. When Eyes Fail.. Tears Speak.. And When Everything Else Fails.. 'Silence' Speaks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you to the ones that are in my life and make it absolutely amazing.. and I'd also like to thank the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Covering your eyes during horor movies. But watching it through your fingers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing a part of a song and thinking...'That's definitely going to be my next status!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
