I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg. — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
We could not have launched Causes without Facebook Platform, providing real identity and real friends. Facebook Platform was created so that experiences… — Joe Green Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“This thrilled Zuckerberg, whose primary measure of the service’s success was how often users returned.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Now you can get on Facebook and read an article, '10 Ways You Are Ruining Your Child Forever.' I'm sure it's making… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have slept with more than 10 people in past year then you have no right to call your reproductive organ… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The Internet, Facebook, synagogue pamphlets, and the plethora of TV channels and cellular networks in our lives increasingly blur the boundary between… — Yair Lapid Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How in the world are you ever going to meet the person you love if you dont love going out in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm at my desk for about 9:30 A.M., and I stay there all day. Then there's a lot of checking Facebook and… — Aminatta Forna Copy Share Image
I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Says Don't consider past mistakes regrets..consider them as lessons learned — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I have a bad habit of dropping verbal pellets to get a reaction, like Ursula LeGuin’s “A novelist’s business is lying” (that… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
