I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The ones who are quick to jump your shit are usually the guilty party — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Do not shit on me unless you are very sure you will never need me again — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ladies, The next time you decide to try to reason with a MAN, BANG your HEAD against a BRICK WALL until the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the more special you treat someone, the more that someone takes you for granted? As if you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Make sure that the choices you make are good for YOU, because YOU'RE the one whose gonna have to live with them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Is in the drivers seat of my own life but knows that people who lead miserable lives, like to make others miserable… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Not all guys want sex, because some of them want a relationship. Not all guys like black ops, because loving-you is more… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can forgive at a certain point. I can forget at a certain point. but I still have to let go... at… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
How hasn't someone invented a smoke detector that can tell the difference between blazing inferno & toast?!? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
's thought of the day. If you know you Love someone, then never be afraid to tell them. It could change your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Want a relationship to last? Try Biting, Hair Pulling, and letting one have more control then the other — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There comes a point in time where you just have to forget about those who don't care about you. Find those who… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
