It's nice when I can be met with warmth and enthusiasm, but doing standup comedy has taught me how to push through the fact that statistically speaking, 100% of Earth's population population doesn't have any interest in what I'm doing… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
When you're confined to a hospital bed, there aren't many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members. You enjoy the coconut ice cream they smuggle in. You tolerate the erratic and invasive visits of doctors… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal. — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
There are very funny people who aren't good at Twitter and people who are really good on Twitter where that's the best or the… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low barrier for… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I'm closer to a dork, if anything, just because I'm not good… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature that lends… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't clean; it's just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It's like, 'Oh, I have a… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking places. My… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
'The Rap Year Book' is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere and made… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
