When a child asks you something, answer him, for goodness’ sake. But don’t make a production of it. Children are children, but… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm amazed at the Democrats and the media who do not know what's going on in my world. I know what's going… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
For it's "guns this" and "guns that," and "chuck 'em out, the brutes," But they're the "Savior of our loved ones" when… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
They have passed the big inheritance tax, and that gets you when you are gone. You used to could die and be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
...." I was rather discouraged when I discovered that Paul and Hotch had no marketing survey, no business plan, no budget, no… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
He mulled that over. "Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot 'em." I reached over and took his coffee away from him. "Yep.… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
There's a line, players usually don't cross it and coaches usually don't cross it. Every once in a while you get a… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I just want my songs to be memorable, and for people to hear my songs in ten year's time and remember the… — Cher Lloyd Copy Share Image
In a time like this, when records are not selling, he's the only one that is selling. You know, Drake and all… — Tony Yayo Copy Share Image
Let em' know that amidst all the confusion; some of us may do the winnin but.. We all do the losin, it's… — DMX Copy Share Image
You gotta know when to hold'em, know when to foldem, know when to walk away, know when to run. You never count… — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
When asked at age 7 whether he had ambivalent feelings about girls. No, I hate 'em! — Colin Johnson Copy Share Image
In the night, I hear 'em talk. Coldest story ever told. Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Illegal immigrants are people that have very little education. They are mostly people who are very poor. They arrive needing government assistance… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their… — Arthur Nersesian Copy Share Image
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image