“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being a bad employer is more of an achievement than being a great employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
