Email Quotes · Page 8

Apparently Jesus sent me an email, it was in my spam folder

— Darealgrinch - Felix J Hernandez

If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that.

— W. Kamau Bell

Email is 20-30 times more effective in generating a purchase than any other tool.

— Josh Kaufman

I don't know, maybe she [Hillary Clinton] short-circuited when she wiped out 35,000 emails.

— Rudy Giuliani

I avoid Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter, and if I need to communicate with someone, I email direct.

— Martin Parr

I feel like an email cross-dresser - I use a Microsoft product on my Apple product to access my Google product.

— Brad Feld

I think the longform email is exhilarating and exhausting at the same time.

— Phoebe Bridgers

Just lock myself in a room, stop answering emails, stop answering the phone and I come out with something.

— Irvine Welsh

People will email me and text me if they've found an amazing loo. I'm like, 'How was the food?' They'll say, 'Fine,…

— Zoe Buckman

There's not a day that goes by that I don't get an email from someone who is angry with me and tells…

— Dan Reynolds

Removed from 'Gmail' doesn't necessarily mean removed from all Google servers. In fact, your old emails are the data set from which…

— Douglas Rushkoff

The mistake people keep making is that if they find a wonderful new tool, like email, they have to give up all…

— Judith Martin

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way. One way…

— Byron Nelson

If you want to deal with me, email is the way you do it. Working via email means that everything I do…

— Mark Cuban

[Donald] Trump at a press conference personally asked the Russians to get involved in the search [of missed Hillary Clinton's emails].

— Rush Limbaugh

Who has time to be creative when you're buried under mountains of emails? Or to dedicate hours to one task without interruption?

— Randi Zuckerberg

E-mail, when it became mobile - what happened? Utilization of email went through the roof. Just pure Internet access and data -…

— Randall L. Stephenson

Piper reads the scripts, and we email a lot. Most of her comments are on the more technical side, like "This wouldn't…

— Jenji Kohan

I don't tend to use technology all that much. Of course, I can't avoid it - it's called the telephone nowadays. And…

— Melissa Leo

“A few miles later, he said, "Did you ever check out that link I sent you?" "No, not yet. It got pushed…

— Tyler Dilts

When Enron collapsed, through court processes, thousands and thousands of emails came out that were internal, and it provided a window into…

— Julian Assange

I've learned the idea of pausing when agitated or doubtful. I can still write the e-mail but instead of sending that e-mail…

— John Feldmann

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd…

— Scott Adams

I do have health insurance (don't fine me, [Barack] Obama!). And while we agree that career is important, my mother has an…

— Kate Siegel

Everyone that wants to talk to me hit me up at [email protected] alright email me anytime

— Jon Hawes

I'm glad we're back in touch ever since I was spammed by your hacked email account.

— Anonymous

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

— David Letterman

I would really hate to have e-mail. It's bad enough with all the mail I get.

— Marian McPartland

Sorry I accidentally cc:ed you on an email insulting you.

— Anonymous

I don't e-mail. I've never felt the particular need to e-mail.

— John McCain

I was late to the Internet. I didn't really understand what it was. I didn't know what an email was.

— Bill Callahan

I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders.

— Anonymous

When I'm out and about, I'll text or email myself from my phone. A smart phone is a great tool for a…

— Steven Hall

Much of the email we use today is based on what I foresaw in 1978.

— Shiva Ayyadurai

The challenge of email is that people send you stuff for free, and it becomes items on your to-do list.

— Esther Dyson

The bulk of the emails tend to come after a column. I can get about 2,000 after a column.

— Nicholas D. Kristof

Email cannot die in the near future because of its universal acceptance.

— Shiva Ayyadurai

“Like doing a mash-up of Spring Awakening and Spam-a-lot.”

— Carey Corp

ONE OF OUR GREATEST MISTAKES IN LIFE: the crappy e-mail address we made when we were little.

— Anonymous

Everyone I know feels harassed by email which has invaded their waking and sleeping hours.

— Margaret Heffernan