For someone who is rarely on time, my body clock always knows when it's too early to go to bed and I just lie there in the dark like I'm hiding. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad ones. I… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
The way it works in my family is as follows: they first loosen their grip at 16 when you are encouraged to get a… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it means that whoever I'm meeting is already there. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I think life is full of moments. And it's important to remember those moments. Take a mental snapshot if you can. For me, they… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I don't have a telly in my bedroom. I think the bedroom should be saved for more appropriate things, like sleeping, eating biscuits, sorting… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
One thing Aussie telly does well is slightly different versions of programmes we've made. The trailers for 'Celebrity Splash' prove they don't just pick… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
We all need a big cushiony telly show to fall back on. Like the pair of slippers after you unexpectedly went Christmas shopping in… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
A place I've been a fair few times is the Lake District. It has the edge on Paris in that it's ace. It's the… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“I tried to think of what a tabloid newspaper might call my book and came up with ‘Cakey Cakey Fat Cunt’.” — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
