I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Far, far below the deepest delvings of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"We will make such a chase as shall be accounted a marvel among the Three Kindreds: Elves, Dwarves and Men. Forth the… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
My friendship you shall have, leanred Man," piped Reepicheep. "And any Dwarf--or Giant---in the army who does not give you good language… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard.” Tyrion Lannister raised an eyebrow. “I am not threatening the king,… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Dwarves are not heroes, but a calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ken steepled his fingers and gazed thoughtfully up at the ceiling. 'Dwarves have done very well for us in primetime.” — Melissa Jo Peltier Copy Share Image
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'... — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
A giant as we hoped, in truth, a dwarf; A barrel of slop that shines on Lethe's wharf', Which at first seemed… — Edgar Lee Masters Copy Share Image
The one resolution, which was in my mind long before it took the form of a resolution, is the key-note of my… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
The largest source of greenhouse gases in the coming decades will not be the US, Western Europe and Japan, but the developing… — Ross Gelbspan Copy Share Image
That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They never can carry a map in their heads." "That's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the Sun shrinks to a dull red dwarf, it will not be dying. It will just be starting to live and… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
It has been observed that a dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant will see farther than the giant himself; and… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
When someone writes something dazzlingly brilliant, people want to imitate it. The result is a lot of less-than-brilliant knock-offs. Elves, Dwarves, Goblin… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
For example, I'm terribly proud. I'm as mistrustful and as sensitive as a hunchback or a dwarf; but, in truth, I've experienced… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
Don't make yourself so special," the dwarf said with a snort. "As if getting lost was some trick that only women knew.… — Gerald Morris Copy Share Image
We [the Moderns] are like dwarves perched on the shoulders of giants [the Ancients], and thus we are able to see more… — Bernard of Chartres Copy Share Image
Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger. — Matthew Tobin Anderson Copy Share Image
I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image