“You’ll finally realize the importance of the spark of that diamond once you lost it.” — RSCruz Copy Share Image
When no one is watching: Like a boss. When everyone is looking: Utter dumbass fail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be. — Gerald McRaney Copy Share Image
8 planets, 1 universe, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I just had to find yo dumbass.. — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind Every Beautiful* Women is a DumbAss* guy Who Did Her Wrong And Made Her Strong* — Tynee Williams Copy Share Image
“He's the kind of good-looking that transforms once self-respecting females into useless puddles of dumbass.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Were you followed?” “Of course,” I said. “And I led them straight to you. Turns out I’m not very bright.” “Smartass.” “Dumbass.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Kiriwar: "It doesn't matter. Bitro's gonna sew your eyebrows to your eyelids when we get back." Gunzi: "Whaaat?! Then I won't be… — Suguro Chayamachi Copy Share Image
; You may have bent me, you didn't break me. You may have delayed my dreams, but didnt destroy them. You made… — Brittany Marcum Copy Share Image
“Aristotle, I swear that kid is going to get himself killed one of these days. He’s a dumbass at the genetic level.” — Gary Ballard Copy Share Image
“Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked," Rafael said.” — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t entirely his fault that he was so emotionally challenged, she thought, putting a hand on his jaw. “You’re so pretty,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“What was that for?” “Fingerprints. I’m not wastin’ time explainin’ to cops why six inches of steel went into a dumbass.” — Randall Kenneth Drake Copy Share Image
Behind every beautiful woman, is a dumbass guy who did her wrong & made her strongð — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bad things don't happen because you are unlucky. Bad things happen because you are a dumbass.” — Red Foremen Copy Share Image
“I suffer from a unique genetic condition. It's called Dumbass Syndrome and, unfortunately, there's no cure.” — Ava Gray Copy Share Image
Fuck you and that bitch you rode in on nobody really fucking cares so get of the T-I-P of my dick so… — Abadmotherfucker Copy Share Image
