I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I'd done was 'Jerry Maguire.' — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
Through my work with PETA, I have learned a great deal about chimpanzee behavior and the plight of chimpanzees imprisoned in laboratories. — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool, and realizing,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
On 'The Messenger,' just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of hard for me. And in 'Rampart,' the… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I had a hard time with that hockey. I hadn't grown up skating, so that was my biggest challenge. We worked on it and… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I truly love [Andy Serkis]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came over to… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
If we're living in a free country,we should be free to do what we want to do if we're not hurting anyone else or… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I can go through long droughts. I do sometimes think I probably could have become a scholar in multiple languages and learned various martial… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
In sixth grade, some kid was being inappropriate with a girl. I said he better stop. Next thing were fighting. Then were at the… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
![“I truly love [Andy Serkis]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came over to my place, the place I rented in Vancouver, and we had like two bottles of wine, and what a night. What a night. And by the way, I don't remember a damn thing we talked about, but I…” quote by Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/70c/woody-harrelson-3830_bottles_i-truly-love-andy-serkis-he-s-an-amazing_245120.jpg)
