We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I guess that's the oddest personality trait for me - I'm too dumb and naïve to ever really be nervous about anything.… — Chris Zylka Copy Share Image
not one escaped to tell the fall of Alamo, The hundred & fifty are dumb yet at Alamo. — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
The 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb, We're rollin' Rainier, and the jealous wanna get some. Every time we do… — Sir Mix-a-Lot Copy Share Image
In my industry, everybody wants to know everything about you, and it's just dumb. I think the only way of maintaining some… — Miranda Richardson Copy Share Image
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf. — Thomas Brooks Copy Share Image
As a businessman, Sunil Shetty is dumb. His image as a 'businessman' is what his partners should have. They deserve all the… — Suniel Shetty Copy Share Image
It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Some of the stuff that I say on 'License to Ill,' I say some real dumb stuff. — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
So many times I've heard people say that the right to marry for gay and lesbian couples won't really change anything other… — Alice Dreger Copy Share Image
Young, dumb, lookin' in the mirror tryin' to figure out who I’m gonna be this year. — Drake Copy Share Image
I met Jay Jonhson. I won him the way poor people occasionally win the lottery: Shameless perseverance and embarrassingly dumb luck, and… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well. — Emanuel Cleaver Copy Share Image
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
If you're not doing it for the right reasons, then you'd be dumb to be making documentaries. — Morgan Neville Copy Share Image
I will say that the thing that I use too much, and I need to stop, but the F-word is pretty great.… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I'm being dumb or that I'm being wrong. — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
