It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air! — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
People are gonna lie and cheat and play u but don't get mad or cry .because God's showing there true colors.ironic. — Miranda Copy Share Image
When there's a terrible murder people who are interviewed say, 'This has always been a quiet neighborhood.' That is so dumb and… — Paula Fox Copy Share Image
Aren’t you afraid they’ll arrest you? (Shahara) I wasn’t a convict, Dagan. I was an illegally purchased slave. My owner has no… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Some of what I get, I deserve; I do some dumb stuff sometimes. But I do not deserve the perception that I… — DeMarcus Cousins Copy Share Image
2 blondes go to disneyland the sign said Disneyland left so they went home and cried — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Don't slag off other creators or companies. We'll cheerfully mock dumb politicians on Twitter, but we try to never slam another creator's… — Greg Pak Copy Share Image
At my shows you have time to relax, time to just enjoy something really dumb, time to laugh at something that's weird… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.… — George Washington Copy Share Image
The world is always ending, and the end is always being averted, by love or foolishness or just plain old dumb luck. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You treat me like we never met then,tell me why? would you let me do the same thing? in fact, I know,you… — Cath Chatto Copy Share Image
Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds. — Frank Bruno Copy Share Image
Americans want beauties, not me. I’m not the Parisian bombshell they expected. Can you see me as a chorus girl? Where’s my… — Edith Piaf Copy Share Image
