Dumb Quotes · Page 18

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

— Lisa Kudrow

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

— Honore de Balzac

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

— George W. Bush

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

— Charles Shackleford

With all due respect, I am against dumb.

— John Kennedy

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

— Louis C. K

I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast.

— Charles Manson

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

— Bill Cosby

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

— Daniel Johns

But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.

— Jack Kerouac

Nobody ever thought of me as dumb. They always knew me as cerebral, a thinking person. Educated and so on. But I…

— Zeenat Aman

People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb.

— Motsi Mabuse

We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.

— Alia Shawkat

Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man.

— Ray Davies

You say that you over me, you always end up under me. You know how it goes don't be crazy don't act…

— Drake

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

— David Sarnoff

I've never been satisfied with myself, ever. But I feel good about myself, because I'm truthful. I don't corrupt myself. I'm also…

— Jack LaLanne

I actually feel most at home when I find people who make me feel really dumb, who are brilliant at their particular…

— Mick Ebeling

Not everybody's as original as they think. You all have families. You all have this dumb stuff happen to you. You all…

— Nate Bargatze

Washington politicians basically view the People as a capricious and dangerous enemy, a dumb mob whose only interesting quality happens to be…

— Matt Taibbi

“I think Willim Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank though, that's not saying much.…

— Kurt Vonnegut

A deaf and dumb person who sees two men in conversation - may nevertheless understand from the attitudes and gestures of the…

— Leonardo da Vinci

I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask,…

— Tina Fey

For some reason as a kid being a smart athlete didn't seem like the right thing, because you didn't fit in. You…

— Martellus Bennett

“You are not smart enough until you are smart enough to act dumb.”

— Chathura Sandeepa

I seem to voice a lot of sweet, kind of dumb yellow characters for some reason.

— Tom Kenny

Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb.

— Alla

No luck was dumb because luck was just another name for miracle.

— Margaret Atwood

Why can't girls just be straight up, like guys are too dumb to take a hint...

— Anonymous

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

— Friedrich Durrenmatt

And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end

— Bob Holness

“He was reading . I was struck dumb with amazement.”

— Patrice Kindl

Your really dumb: like sittin in a cadilac full of cum

— Marky

Looking at my keyboard and I see that U and I are together but under them is JK

— Ana Chable

Few women are dumb enough to listen to reason.

— William Feather

Light griefs are loquacious, but the great are dumb.

— Anonymous

The English are a dumb people. They can do great acts, but not describe them.

— Thomas Carlyle

Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes.

— Tim McCarver

I'm not a politician. I'm a dumb songwriter.

— Jelly Roll

I think metal draws dumb people. It's not exactly a thinking man's genre.

— Blake Judd