Our minds have a tendency to wander. To duck and feint and keep us at a slight remove from the moment at… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“If you ask most little boys what they want to be when they grow up, they say things like fireman, elite esports… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are no Rabbits in the north-west. This statement, far from final, is practically true today, but I saw plenty of Lynxes,… — Ernest Thompson Seton Copy Share Image
My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and… — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
It is to be regretted that domestication has seriously deteriorated the moral character of the duck. In a wild state, he is… — Isabella Beeton Copy Share Image
Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And… — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
“When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out some doors need to be pulled to be opened. I like to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and… — Eric Maisel Copy Share Image
I liked Bugs Bunny. He was pretty good. He's annoying as a duck and he's anti-proletarian. Daffy Duck I couldn't see what… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
There are various orders of beauty, causing men to make fools of themselves in various styles, from the desperate to the sheepish;… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
The greatest blunder I have seen that almost everyone makes is to just speak their mind. It doesn't make any sense. They… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi Copy Share Image
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Well," Peter Van Houten said, extending his hand to me. "It is at any rate a pleasure to meet such ontologically improbable… — John Green Copy Share Image
Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don’t often know where they are with… — James Hadley Chase Copy Share Image
Democrat flaks jump on this like ducks on a June-bug, and in the process themselves reproduce the sick militarism of this culture… — Stan Goff Copy Share Image
It is the system itself that, that is incapable of producing freedom for the twenty-two million Afro-Americans. Just like a chicken can't… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
People ask me about all sorts of sounds. There's a sound of a screeching toy or a rubber duck and everybody asks… — Kieran Hebden Copy Share Image
Poetry is the most subtle of the literary arts, and students grow more ingenious by the year at avoiding it. If they… — Terry Eagleton Copy Share Image
The small man builds cages for everyone he knows While the sage, who has to duck his head when the moon is… — Hafez Copy Share Image
Their oldest child, James, had spoken laughingly about Will's unrelenting fear of ducks and his continual battle to keep them out of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
Beneath the light, the river and hills are beautiful, The spring breeze bears the fragrance of flowers and grass. The mud has… — Du Fu Copy Share Image
The real question is, do you root for the fox in that song? Or are you horrified that the goose and the… — Chris Thile Copy Share Image
I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and a lovely… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
At first it was difficult for me to draw. My right hand doesn't work anymore so I had to train myself to… — Edwyn Collins Copy Share Image
“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I… — Salman Khan Copy Share Image
A net set up to catch fish may snare a duck; a mantis hunting an insect may itself be set upon by… — Zicheng Hong Copy Share Image
I took to photography like a duck to water. I never wanted to do anything else. Excitement about the subject is the… — Berenice Abbott Copy Share Image
I started to duck under the spears, only to have the two vamps on the other wall suddenly appear in my face.… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west.… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
People... of the universe! Tonight... is the night.. when the skies will open, and spray forth a divine hand with pointed finger!… — Thurston Moore Copy Share Image
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
