Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again. A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. "I hate ducks. Don't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Don’t wait until you have all your ducks in a row, because by the time you get started some of those ducks… — Kate Toon Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll go by and there are a couple of swans, the next day it's a few ducks. I'd like to stop… — Graeme Le Saux Copy Share Image
I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Today, we are shapers of the world of tomorrow. That is plain truth. There is no way we can duck the responsibility,… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
We are the rags to riches story, okay, the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
The snow has left the cottage top; The thatch moss grows in brighter green; And eaves in quick succession drop, Where grinning… — John Clare Copy Share Image
In a bull market, one must avoid the error of the preening duck that quacks boastfully after a torrential rainstorm, thinking that… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I ask the question all the time of people that are on the anti-gun side. And I say, OK, if you're in… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it." Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the… — Sonya Sones Copy Share Image
You point your feet out too much when you walk,” Will went on. He was busy polishing an apple on his shirtfront,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile,… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
I grew up in a small holding in Staffordshire near Tamworth, and we had a few ponies and chickens, ducks and dogs… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
The electro scene is all over the clubs now: groups like Duck Sauce, Empire of the Sun, even MGMT. But I get… — Fergie Copy Share Image
“Wooden scrabble letters offer a whole forest of literature, tiled down for easy shower installment. If you limit your use to only… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm a duck farmer. Am I the world's best duck farmer? Probably not, but there's no official ranking, and I'm a modest… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Four ducks on a pond, / A grass-bank beyond, / A blue sky of spring, / White clouds on the wing: /… — William Allingham Copy Share Image
When it comes to conservative social issues, it saddens me when sometimes my fellow Republicans duck and cover in the face of… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
As for me... I'm fine. I have bad dreams, but I never saw Mister Duck again. I play video games. I smoke… — Alex Garland Copy Share Image
At the window he sits and looks out, musing on the river, a little brown hen duck paddling upstream among the windwaves… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Why the critics, like a flock of ducks, always move in perfect unison: Their authority with the public depends upon an appearance… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
The one complaint about the Internet that I wholeheartedly endorse is that most of these tools have been designed to peck at… — Clive Thompson Copy Share Image
It wasn't that Microsoft was so brilliant or clever in copying the Mac, it's that the Mac was a sitting duck for… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call… — Kay Robertson Copy Share Image
In an ideal world, the intelligent investor would hold stocks only when they are cheap and sell them when they become overpriced,… — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
My parents are from a whole different culture. My parents are from small-town Louisiana. It's like, if it walk like a duck,… — Bun B Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
