Ducks Quotes · Page 9

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

— Paul Feig

My dad used to hunt ducks, and my mom would put them in the pot. We lived really modestly. We had very…

— Megan Fox

The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck.

— Mike Pence

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck

— Claude C. Hopkins

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?

— Anne Hathaway

“The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the quacking duck gets shot.”

— Carl Sandburg

If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back.

— Ellen Swallow Richards

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

— Roddy Piper

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the…

— Russell Brand

I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien…

— Carl Barks

I've got eighteen-year-old twins that need to go to college, so there's still a financial issue, but I could retire tomorrow and…

— Jonathan Banks

Even nowadays some people see me as a "vreemde eend in de bijt" [translated literally as the strange duck in the pond.…

— Eddy de Clercq

I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having…

— Phil Robertson

I don't think you're happier if you're thin or beautiful or rich or married. You have to make your own happiness. My…

— Maeve Binchy

I could run 200 yards at a stretch, I could duck between players, I felt free to make plays that suited me…

— Jim Brown

The thing about fashion - it's like ducks going quack, quack quack. It's being dictated from above, and it just makes me…

— Sara Blakely

Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world.…

— Eddie Izzard

It's amazing being a member of perhaps the last analog generation - being born in the late '40s, growing up in the…

— John Larroquette

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name,…

— Jase Robertson

If an instrument similar to a geiger-counter could be invented that counted moral judgements instead, we would learn to duck as people…

— Charles Hampden-Turner

“Why is a talkative person called a Chatty Cathy? That phrase possesses brevity, when someone verbose should instead be called a Chattering…

— Jarod Kintz

Has your work become very easy? Do you find you can do it with little effort? Has it ceased to impose any…

— B. C. Forbes

Howard the Duck!' That's a really interesting movie. I appreciate my career, because I've had a lot of very interesting ups and…

— Lea Thompson

When I came to the United States in 1975 I was eleven, and within a few months my voice broke. I recited…

— Andrew Lam

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

— Lewis Grizzard

You learn real early to make a film and then duck, and basically that's how I go about it.

— Alan Rudolph

“Kids must spend half their lives throwing things at the ducks in Regent's Park. How come he managed to pick a duck…

— Nick Hornby

Boys can see adventure in a dirty old duck puddle, and if the Scoutmaster is a boys' man he can see it,…

— Baden Powell de Aquino

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

— Phil Robertson

I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy.

— Roberto Benigni

I love disco and we sample it a lot for Duck Sauce. For me, that sound is kind of a new manifestation.

— A-Trak

Even Sachin used to get ducks during his career. There are ups and downs in every athlete's career.

— Hima Das

Platitudes and generalities roll off the human understanding like water from a duck.

— Claude C. Hopkins

... we use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory...

— Brian Martin

When we get off the line in skating we kind of look like little ducks running.

— Eddy Alvarez

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

— Patton Oswalt

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

— Ajahn Chah

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

— The Miz

I'm crazy about ducks and swans and geese, so I don't eat foie gras. I try to eat organic.

— Anna Chancellor

“Most ducks have legs like orange spatulas. Those must be lazy swimmers. Mine have thighs like Michael Phelps in the summer of 2008.”

— Jarod Kintz